Friday, 27 December 2013

Xmas Pizza

You will need:

1 Iceland thin & crispy double pepperoni pizza
Some gravy (thick)
Some turkey breast
2 Aunt Bessie's sage and onion stuffing balls
2 pigs in blankets
Cathedral City mature cheese
Mixed herbs
An oven
A knife


Take one Iceland thin & crispy double pepperoni pizza.

Remove the BIG bits of pepperoni.

Drizzle some thick gravy over the frozen pizza.
Just a drizzle, not much at all or you will have a gravy tasting soggy pizza.

Chuck it in a pre-heated oven at gas mark 6 for 10 minutes.

While you're waiting, chop the big bits of pepperoni into small squares along with 2 Aunt Bessie's sage and onion stuffing balls, some turkey breast and 2 pigs in blankets.

Remove the pizza from the oven. It should now be thawed but no where near cooked.

Add the chopped TURKEY!!!

Add the chopped STUFFING BALLS!!!

Add the chopped PIGS IN BLANKETS!!!

Add the chopped PEPPERONI!!!

Now grate some Cathedral City mature cheese over the top and add a sprinkle of mixed herbs.

Return to the oven for about 8 minutes till the cheese has melted to a nice golden brown.

Cut into 6, eat and wash down with Pepsi.
NOT wine, NOT cider and certainly NOT DOCTOR FUCKING PEPPER!!! Else you are a cunt.


Monday, 16 December 2013

24hr TV Shows Streams

Here's links to some of my favourite TV shows.
They are all constant 24hour streams of each show.

Many thanks to for them.

And to stream pretty much any show just minutes after they've aired check

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Death 105.9fm - Online Stream

Listen to Death 105.9fm live here coz i can't afford a 50 Kilowatt amp!!! Ha ha!!!
Just click the play button . . . .

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Wonga Discount Code

To get £5.50 off a Wonga pay day loan go to and enter discount code DNK516
or simply click the link here:

Monday, 26 August 2013

Resizing Photos For Web

This is a tutorial on how to prep photos for web use so my mate don't end up smacking the crap out of his PC.

First of all download PIXresizer from here (Just click the link)

It's a .zip file so double click it and then double click the file called "setup" to install.

Now on your desktop (or wherever you like) make two new folders, name one "Big bastard photos" and the other "Lovely little photos".

Put the original photos from the camera into the "Big bastard photos" folder.

Open PIXresizer from the start menu / programs menu, woteverrrr.

1) At the top of PIXresizer there is 2 tabs, one saying "Work with one file" the other saying "Work with multiple files".
We want to Work with multiple files today so click it.

2) Click where it says "Source" and find the "Big bastard photos" folder, hit "OK" when done.

3) Click where it says "Destination" and find the "Lovely little photos" folder, hit "OK" when done.

4) Make sure you've clicked "Apply recommended" near the bottom right corner.

5) Now wave your original limited edition Harry Potter wand and say "HEYFUCKINGPRESTO!!!" (you could also use a chopstick or pencil if you do not have a wand), Click "Save Pictures" and you now have all your big ass photos converted to sexy little ass photos sitting in the "Lovely little photos" folder waiting to be used like whores.
Here is a nice easy to follow picture showing PIXresizer.

I'd just like to quickly say thanks to Bluefive Software (the makers of PIXresizer) for creating such a great piece of software. Simple to use, does what it says on the tin and 100% FREE with NO ads or spyware!!!

For your own safety please only download PIXresizer from the official Bluefive website @

Thursday, 15 August 2013

AGL gets owned by Tigz & Sara

I`m such an instigating bastard i love me! Ha ha! PwN3D!!! ;D

Sunday, 11 August 2013

Gutter Slut Dipole

The "Gutter Slut" is a portable vertical dipole antenna intended for temporary use. It gets it's name from the fact that it's made to quickly clip on to a gutter and is quite happy to go with any frequency from 80mhz to 108mhz. Hence, it is indeed a slut. Perfect for "Pop-Up Pirates" (a term i've just come up with due to pop-up shops and an old kids game from the 70's, meaning, go somewhere with a low power transmitter, find a clear frequency and start blatantly transmitting for a while, then running away to another location before getting caught). It's made from various bits of crap i had laying about. The elements are from a 30 year old rabbit ears tv antenna that came from a boot fair for 20p, they are each a metre in length so easily cover the whole radio range. When collapsed they are just nine inches. They are held by cable ties to a plastic bracket made from the blanking plate off the front of a PC tower, cut to shape with tin snips. This is then screwed to a pole with self tapping screws. The pole is an old fibreglass ariel from, of all things, a hovercraft. The clips to snap it to the gutter were made from the lid of a can of spray paint, cut out then melted into a hook. The telescopic elements make it very easy to SWR in. We got it to 1.3:1 in like just over a minute. This is just a rough prototype, v.2 will have hinged elements and a telescopic boom so it can all fold down neatly to a 10 inch pole and chucked in a rucksack. This is my thing at the moment, chuck a laptop, midi controller, transmitter and antenna in a rucksack and it's a station in a bag! Lol!
All in all it performed fine, just like any other dipole.

And yes, i do love my funky rug. It was only £10.99 reduced from £49.99 in Argos. You too can have a funky rug by following this link >>> CLICK HERE FOR FUNKY ARGOS RUG <<< :D

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Darkissed Dayze, Margate

Darkissed Dayze in Margate Kent is an up and coming art shop selling artwork, clothing and graffiti supplies.
Check their site @ for a taste of what they have to offer.

Or pop along to the shop which can be found at:

5 High street, Margate, Kent, CT9 1DL
Phone - 01843 296368
Email -

Custom artworks available, enquire via phone, e-mail or just simply drop by the shop.

Saturday, 13 April 2013

Add Photo Comments To Facebook

TinyPic is starting to get on my nerves with it's captcha codes and a few other things so i went in search of another free image host with hotlinking so i can put smart arse photos and remarks on my friends Facebook statuses. Having done a quick couple of tests, this one seems cool, 10mb upload limit (more than enough) and unlimited storage time.

Step 1) Go to:

Step 2) Hit "SELECT FILES" (surprise surprise)

Step 3) Hit "Content Type" and choose either Family Safe Content or Adult Content and hit "START UPLOAD"
(no need to bother with anything else)

Step 4) Hit the "Copy" button next to "Links Only"

Step 5) Paste into the Facebook comment box and bippity boppity boo, DONE!!! :D

EDIT: Well it's now August 2013 and it seems FB have added a "photo comment" button anyway so bollox :/
Not that it really matters coz i deactivated yonks ago. . . . HA!!!

Thursday, 4 April 2013

2hr Deep Dub Reggae Mix

Found this nice 2hr mix on YouTube by Jam Sinclair i liked it a lot so i thought i'd share it.
Check out his channel for more mixes @

Sunday, 20 January 2013

A Quick TinyPic Guide


1) Go to and you will be greeted with this:
2) Click the "Choose File" button and choose the photo to upload.

3) You will be asked to solve a Captcha to prove that you are indeed human and not a robot.

4) Now just simply copy the bottom link "Direct Link for Layouts" and paste it in FB comment box.

5) Smile like the little lady in the photo coz you're all done!!! :D

Please note: It's worth joining so you can keep track of your photos as it's free and i've personally never had any problems with them at all since i joined in 2008.