Thursday, 3 November 2011

Ghost Peppers - Bhut Jolokia Chillies

I got hold of some ghost peppers (bhut jolokia chillies) and my little bro decided he wanted to eat one.
We then talked our other brother into trying a little bit ;)

Friday, 12 August 2011

Stack The Deck - 1hr Podcast Aug 2011

Stack The Deck - Digital Satanism podcast for August 2011.

An hour long nice calming nuero drum & bass mix.

Click Here To Listen on iDevice
"Stack The Deck.mp3"

Saturday, 23 July 2011

Team_174 - "Moody Skies" E.P

Team_174 - "Moody Skies" 6 track E.P now available :)
Enjoy and please feel free to share.

Digital Satanism
Crispy Liquids

Saturday, 16 July 2011

Alternating Frequencies forum

Please take a moment to check out "Alternating Frequencies" forum - Alternative Music Production & Promotion. It's a helpful friendly community of like minded producers working together for a single cause . . . MUSIC!!!

Thursday, 14 July 2011

The Good Ole Days.

Have you ever wondered why our great grandparents were always so dam happy and all had such fond memories of their youth? Well... I'm surprised they remembered ANYTHING at all!!!

Forget Tums & Tylenol.
Forget Aleve & Benedryl.

Look at the stuff they had back then!!!

"Bottle Of Bayer's Heroin"

Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine.
It was also used to treat children suffering with a strong cough.

"Coca Wine, Anyone?"

Metcalf's Coca Wine was one of a huge variety of wines with cocaine on the market. Everybody used to say that it would make you happy and it would also work as a medicinal treatment.

"Mariani Wine"

Mariani wine (1875) was the most famous Coca wine of it's time. Pope Leo XIII used to carry one bottle with him all the time. He awarded Angelo Mariani (the producer) with a Vatican gold medal.


Produced by the Maltine Manufacturing Company of New York... It was suggested that you should take a full glass with or after every meal. Children should only take half a glass.

"An Old Paperweight"

A paperweight promoting C.F. Boehringer & Soehne (Mannheim, Germany). They were proud of being the biggest producers in the world of products containing Quinine and Cocaine.

"Opium For Asthma"

At 40% alcohol plus 3 grams. It didn't cure you... but you didn't care!
(Please Note: It actually says 3 grains on the box not grams. 15 grains = 1 gram)

"Cocaine Tablets"

All stage actors, singers, teachers and preachers had to have them for a maximum performance. Great to 'smooth' the voice.

"Cocaine Drops For Toothache"

Very popular for children in 1885. Not only did they relieve the pain, they made the children very happy!

"Opium For Newborns"

I'm sure this would make them sleep well. (not only the Opium, but also the 46% alcohol).

It's no wonder they were called, "The Good Old Days".
From cradle to grave... everyone was FUCKING SHITFACED!!!

Please Note:
I don't know who originally wrote this, it was just from an e-mail i was sent. If it was YOU please let me know so i can add your name and credit it to you. Ps, Thanks for making me chuckle whoever you are. Cheerz!!! :D

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Lady Gaga Vs The Proclaimers.

An exclusive "mash-up", (Lol), of Lady Gaga & The Proclaimers - "Telephone", from errrrr . . . . Dj Cell Owt & Da Backdoor Bangerz!!! Dj Cell Owt says "don't drink whiskey before noon and go in the studio." (yes it is all for jokes and not to be taken seriously!!!) :D :D :D

Friday, 24 June 2011

Sex Insurance

Are you insured against sexual accidents? As we all know sexual accidents can and do happen, so please make sure that you are insured with the right company before it's too late. Below is a list of companies catering for most tastes :P

Sex with your wife / husband - Legal & General

Sex with your wife's sister / friend - Mutual Trust

Sex with your boss - Employers Liability

Sex during tv adverts - Commercial Union

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with a hooker - Quote Me Happy

Sex in a hurry- Insure & Go

Sex with your boyfriend / girlfriend - Standard Life

Sex at a rave - Esure

Sex with a lady boy - Confused .com

Sex with someone different - Go Compare .com

Sex with funny cute rodents - Compare The Meerkat .com

Sex with a fat person - More Than

Sex in a car - Sheila's Wheels

Sex with an O.A.P - Saga

Sex with someone posh - Privilege .com

Sex with a sheep / pig - Farmers Union

Thursday, 23 June 2011

Offensive Defense - 1hr Dark DnB Podcast

Offensive Defense - Digital Satanism podcast for June 2011.

An hour long dark drum & bass mix. Nasty vibes, nasty bass, just, nasty really!! :P

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"Offensive Defense.mp3"

Sunday, 12 June 2011

Summer Stormz - 1hr DnB podcast

Summer Stormz - Digital Satanism podcast for May 2011.

An hour long liquid, neuro drum & bass mix. All very nicey nice summer relaxation vibes.

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"Summer Stormz.mp3"

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Dope On Silicon

Breakbeat / trip hop/ leftfield/ ultrafunkjunkstep pumped with a retro edge, i dunno??? It's just a quick studio mix i did from the old "Dope On Plastic" series. If ya like old skool breakbeats and experimentation then 'AVE IT!!! :D :D :D

(best used in conjunction with a sub and narcotics)

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"Dope On Silicon.mp3"

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Dj / Music Equipment

This is a quick post of the Djing and music making hardware i've had over the years. It's more so i can look at it now and then and have happy flashbacks. Few things missing coz i can't find pics :)

So it all started seriously with the humble Atari 520st.

Then i brought this AMAZING little box to plug in it to record sounds. My very first sampler (this was mono by the way)

Then i got this and OMG it was STEREO!!! Wow!! What an inervation!!! My life was changed for now i could pan LEFT AND RIGHT!!!! And the effects were cool aswell.

This was the logo, i still love it.

Next, my first mixer, LOL!!! Purchased from Tandy, sod it, it did the job at the time. I got a couple of Tandy/Realictic decks (WITH PITCH CONTROL!!!) aswell to go with it.

The tandy decks weren't all that so i by chance got hold of a pair of these. Technics SL-BD22's

After a while of happily playing around i got pissed off and frustrated sooooooo i got this MRT60 mixer and and and wait for it!!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!

A PAIR OF TECHNICS SL1210'S!!!! I was soooo fucking happy!!! At the time i got them for 500 quid with flight cases, slipmats and Stanton 500al carts. They were only 3 weeks old and the geezer had to sell them!!! GOD BLESS YOU "THANET DISCOS" Thanet Discos was a cool shop and the bloke that run it, Mike, was down to earth, helpful and fair. He was one of lifes decent blokes. Big up Mike! :D

Stanton 500AL carts. I swore by them till 2010!!!

Then the MRT60 fader started wearing and as luck would have it a fellow dj mate was selling this mixer for 25 quid. He told me the make and model (Realistic SSM-2100) and i was thinking yeah screw it, my faders now knackered it's gotta be better than this, it'll do for a while. He bought it round and screw me it was MINT condition. Absolutely perfect! Niceeeeee!

That little set up was fine for a few years but then due to not paying fines/loans and FUCKING POLL TAX!!! (and spending too much on dope and sid etc lol) I had to sell my beloved Technics. . . . It was a sad day :(
I still remember the horrible feeling of emptiness when the bloke left with them and i looked at the big empty space on the desk where they were. But i got 500 for them without flight cases so i turned i profit really.

Not mixing was doing my head in, i couldn't afford another pair of 1210's so i setled for these. Pro 150s. To be honest, if your just beat mixing they're fine but i did miss turntablism ALOT!

Once again faders started dieing so i got hold of this to make do. BLARRRGGGHHHHH I HATED IT!!!! :(

So i got this Gemini PMX1600. It was ok, i wanted the PS626 but once again couldn't afford it at the time. I've still got this and the Realistic SSM-2100 sitting under the stairs, in working order after 20 years!!!

This was one of my favorite bits of hardware coz it opened new doors. The Vestax MR200 multitrack recorder! I fucking loved it! A couple of metalists at work started a band and brought it but couldn't get on with it so i brought it of them for 60 quid. Sadly a good few years later, it was playing, a tape jammed and smoke yes SMOKE started coming out of it! Fuck knows what happend but i've never had a tape deck smolder due to a tape jam???? It was like something from a comedy show!!! One thing I really liked on it was the speed mode selector. You could put it on high to get better quality, normal for well, normal or low to get 3 hours on a normal C-90 tape which for me was handy coz I used to record a lot of radio shows of Kiss.

I also got this of them for a fiver! I still don't know why!!! ROTFFL!!!

Next cool purchase was this little beauty, the Yamaha SU-10. It was great, the same size as a VHS video cassette. I used to load it up with samples and just have a quick mix on the bus or where ever. One of my favourite memories is sitting on Margate beach at like 6 in the morning still tripping balls, smoking a blunt and mixing on it with the sun coming up. Happy days :D

I saw this in Cash Generator for seven quid so brought it. Used it a few times. BUT the cool thing is that i just got told they are now on E-Bay going for £200 - £300!!! And it's right here still in the same condition as when i got it. (it won't be for much longer, bye bye, if you was an "amen machine" i'd keep you he he)

Another 2nd hand pair of decks. 50 quid. Sturdier than the Pro 150's and more torque, never heard of Squale before but they where alright.

Got made redundant and saw this in Cash Generator window. Thought it would be nice to have 2 samplers so got it. Didn't realise for 2 months that it already had a nice big memory expansion card in it! DOH!!! Pmsl :)

Didn't get any more equipment for a few years, then started getting back into the DJ thing. This had just come out. Numark Total Control. Now i know people say "that's not real Djing, meh meh meh" well all i can say to them is, kiss my arse, i don't fucking care after 20 odd years!!!! I do this for me not other people, which is a bit of a bad statement for a dj really init, lol!


Scored a Behringer DJX700 for 50 quid, just needed a clean. Sorted. A lot of people slate Behringer products but for me it seems fine, it's for home use only, i guess it might be a different story if it was going through a "proper" sound system. But hey ho.

Maya44 usb soundcard for me Virtual Vinyl. Works lovely and price was good.

Otofon Concorde Pros!!! I lurrrrrve them, i want to marrrrry them! Lol! 50 quid the pair with 2 brand new spare stylus, sorted!

This isn't really hardware but Rane Serato Timecode Vinyl! Life changer!

It's just a nice pic :)

And here's my set up as it stands at Xmas 2010. I is once again a happy bunny! :P

I'll probably add more detail and products as i (a)get photos (b)remember